Denver’s Park Hill Pooper Strikes Again In The Neighborhood
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...I GET THAT. However, this is just not cool. Denver's Park Hill residents are tired of being pooped on. There has been a man who has been literally running around and pooping in and around the neighborhood.
According to Fox 31, a man has been caught on surveillance dropping his pants and pooping in the neighborhood including an alley where the cameras caught him in broad daylight.
I'm not going to lie, when I'm running, it ALWAYS makes me want to poop, no matter when I go before or how I feel when I start my run.
Not to dwell on this topic, but I usually know about how long it will take me to have that urge hit when running, so I always make sure I run near a place I know I can use a restroom or a port-o-potty (there are lots of them near my house because they're building lots of houses so I just borrow the construction crew's potty).
What I'm trying to say is while I can understand this man's problem, he HAS to understand that this is NOT how you handle the problem in public and/or outdoors.
This isn't the first time this has been an issue in Colorado. This was before I moved here, but back in 2017 the "Mad Pooper" struck Colorado Springs and while I was living halfway across the country up in Seattle, I remember hearing about this in the news.
Here are some tips on pooping outside and how to properly do it and pick up after yourself.
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