How Does Urban Dictionary Define Northern Colorado Cities? [NSFW]

Oh, the Urban Dictionary, where no one is safe, and the words of our everyday vernacular are twisted into the unimaginable. As great as Fort Collins is, we're not off limits, either.

Please, keep in mind that these are from urbandictionary.com, and do not reflect my views, nor the views of this radio station.  And just be glad that once again, we're not Boulder.

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So, let's take a look at how Urban Dictionary defines...

Longmont:

(Yeah, OK guys...)

Loveland:

Well, we've all been here.

Fort Collins:

Hey, that's not so bad!

Oh. Wait. There is more.

Can you use it in a sentence, please?

Oh, yeah. That sounds about right. But there is more you say?

I mean, it could be worse though.

At least none of us live here: