Man Jerks Off in Library – Gets Banned from Every One on Earth

The title says it all... A 20 year old Wisconsin man was banned from every library on the planet, after giving himself the business. I've heard of some weird fetishes, but I never thought a national geographic could do the trick for someone...

The article doesn't actually state what material the man was using, I just assume it wasn't THAT sexy. According to the employee who caught him, the man wasn't even trying to hide it! He was arrested and his bond was set to $1,000. Upon getting out of jail, he was court ordered to never step foot in a library again!

Looks like this kid needs to grow up and use the internet like a real man!