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Late Queen frontman Freddie Mercury is being honored in the most amazing of ways, and not just by having Sacha Baron Cohen portray him in an biopic. The vocalist is now an honorary member of the Angry Birds family.

Natalie Portman –that newly-married MILF who earned an Academy Award for unraveling in ‘Black Swan,’ which was essentially ‘The Wrestler’ in tutus – has shed her clothes again. She dropped her top for a Dior ad.

If there ever was a sugar daddy story, this is a textbook example. A theater director, 73, is suing his former girlfriend, a 27-year-old dancer -and no, not that kind. He claims she faked their romance so that he would buy her a pricy crib in Manhattan.

If the administration at the Delhi Charter School in Delhi, Louisiana suspects a student of being pregnant, they are forcing the girls to take pregnancy tests.

This gives new meaning to the term “drunk dial.”

What a way to shut down enterprising youth. Nathan Duszynski, 13, of Holland, MI, decided he wanted to earn money so he set up a hot dog cart. But he went out of business as fast as he went into it — thanks to the local government.

It’s pretty common knowledge that pregnant women should not consume alcohol, due to the potential negative effects it could have on the fetus and its development. However, that’s not stopping one in 13 pregnant women from drinking alcoholic beverages while with child.

Lokesh Simon James hit Bliss Cabaret, a strip joint in Clearwater, back in March, spending three hours and $600. That’s a pretty steep bill and probably bought him a couple of lap dances and drinks, along with some tips. No big deal, right? Wrong. When he checked his credit card statement a few days later, he discovered a $50,000 charge from the strip club.

AskMen.com is launching the Great Male Survey of 2012, and if you view yourself as such a dude, then start plugging in your answers for the “Men in 2012” portion of the three-part pre-survey. Yes, that might sound like a bit of work, but trust us, it’s more interesting than your actual job.

We have seen the future and it looks wet. Not that kind of wet, though.

Glenn Frey chatted with 97.1 WASH FM before his May gig in the nation’s capital, taking some time to promote his solo gigs. Of course the topic of the the Eagles came up, because really, how can it not?

Twin Dutch hookers are the subject of the film ‘Meet the Fokkens,’ but it’s not that kind of film. Footage of the 69-year-old ladies isn’t exactly Granny porn, so you can probably take it out of your NetFlix queue.