Woman Gets Sexually Aroused By Popping Balloons
Last month we introduced you to Dave, a 27-year-old who loves balloons so deeply that he cuddles with them while sleeping. Dave insists that he never takes things to the sexual level with his rubber friends, though. Because that would be weird...
Man Arrested For DUI — On a Bulldozer
When you see a man driving around on a bulldozer at 2 AM, chances are he’s up to no good.
This Supercut of Hot Chicks Coming Out of Water is Refreshing Indeed
The swimming pool is an amazing place — women wearing practically nothing and accentuating the nothingness by getting soaking wet. It’s like this dream we’ve been having for the last two decades. Some other time maybe.
Sherlyn Chopra Will Be First Woman From India to Appear in Playboy
There are over 600 million women in India (we just counted — twice). Yet, not a single one of them has ever appeared in Playboy, making the Asian nation the world’s largest untapped market for glossy airbrushed nudity. Thanks to Sherlyn Chopra, India is about to be tapped.
Testicle Eating Fish Found In Illinois Lake
Generally, the worst thing that could happen to your testicles during a swim is shrinkage.
Octomom Movie Trailer Finally Released
Sound the horns! The Octomom adult film has finally arrived!
‘Thailand’s Got Talent’ Contestant Paints With Chest
Before the emergence of reality TV, a young lady with the talent to paint with her breasts would be forced to practice her art in obscurity. However, thanks to ‘Thailand’s Got Talent’, 23-year-old student and boob painter Duangjai Jansaunoi was, um, exposed to a national audience.
Would You Rather Give Up Sex or Lose Your Job? — Survey of the Day
If you need any other indication that the job market is tough these days, consider this survey by online casino Roxy Palace.
Watching Pornography Causes Blindness in Women
According to the old wives’ tale, masturbation leads to blindness. Of course that is ridiculous, because if it did you wouldn’t be reading these very words. It turns out watching porn, however, does cause a kind of temporary blindness — especially if you are a woman.
Naked Man Ties Himself To a Tree In Hopes Of Getting Sex
Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn’t we think of that?!?
Topless New Yorker Schools People On Nudity Laws
Last week we brought you the sad tale of Barbara Lafleur who was ostracized and then arrested in Ballston, NY because she decided to go to the lumber yard wearing only her birthday suit. Well it turns out Lafluer could have satisfied her exhibitionist urges without attracting the attention of the fuzz if only she had strategically covered up key parts of her bottom half. We know this thanks to Moi
Coaches Brawl During Lingerie Football All-Star Game
It would seem the attraction of the Lingerie Football League is more the lingerie than the football. That’s certainly what grabbed our attention.