Patrick Bateman

Rainbow Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured rainbow back in late March. The 23-year-old hippie from Ohio is back to remind us of her love for Medusa, Pee Wee Herman, Chuck Taylors, and Wicca. Her R2D2 bathing suit will make you beep in your boop.

Vivian Kindle — Babe of the Day
Vivian’s a 24-year-old model originally from Bellingham, Washington who now lives in Hollywood.

Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard

Romany Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Romany — a zombie from Chicago who’s into Human Centipedes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and meowing like a cat. That’s some deep dish delirium right there.

Stephanie Pietz — Babe of the Day
Stephanie’s a 25-year-old model and moto-cross rider from Mesa, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.

Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.

Lottey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lottey — a 25-year-old British model and designer who’s into intelligence and redheads with pale skin, freckles, and beards. Somebody get Louis CK on the horn.

Do You Think This Junior High Student’s Outfit Is ‘Inappropriate’?
We all know Utah’s home to some extremely conservative and buttoned up religious zealots. Remember the girl at BYU who received a note from a male student chastising her for dressing immorally? Well, now comes a story about a parent who was called to his daughter’s junior high school in Tooele, Utah for his daughter’s “inappropriate clothing.”

Guinness Debuts New QR Code Pint Glass
Marketers have been slapping QR codes on just about anything and everything to tap into the mobile media market.

Doctor’s Orders – Buy This ‘Prescription’ Flask
The flask is a valuable asset treasured by serious drinkers but often frowned upon by lamer folk who most likely can’t handle their booze.

Who Is the Hot Girl In The Nike Free Run Commercial?
Nike’s always been known for pumping out some truly memorable commercials, but we’ve become used to their stylized productions. That is, until this spot for Nike Free Run jogged onto our TV sets.

Who Is The Hot Girl In The Vanity Fair Lingerie Commercial?
Glossy digests may go the way of the dinosaur, but most have taken precautions to stay relevant in the digital age with high impact websites and complementary mobile sites for tablets and smartphones. But, Vanity Fair has gone the extra mile by partnering with Fruit of the Loom to release their own line of lingerie. To quote Guinness, “Brilliant!”